I was just sitting here, catching up on Twitter and thinking about what to write for today, when I heard Chris say the 3 most horrible words in the English language: "She's throwing up."
Sabrina turbo-barfed all over the bathroom, hallway, and her bed. She hit the toilet, but mostly on the outside. Seriously, she made the Exorcist look tame. I think she tossed last week's cookies.
Did I mention we just had carpet in the hallway and Sabrina's room, as well as the tile in the bathroom professionally cleaned for lots of dollars - today? Yep, that was money well spent.
So after an hour plus of scrubbing and bleaching, I am finally sitting here writing. Aren't you lucky?
* I believe this is the result of some very poor, very greasy food choice this evening, but I'm not one to hedge my bets, so healthy thoughts would be much appreciated.