Thursday, November 6, 2014

I Got the Power (No I Don't)

Ever hear the question, "If you could have any superpower, which one would you choose?"  I've given the matter (too much) thought, and I always come back to the same answer: teleportation.  I mean, come on.  No more traffic.  No more how much does gas cost these days.  No more how much does airfare cost these days.  And no transit time.  Just blink and you're there.  Need a little Tahitian break?  Blink.  Beach.

I'd also venture to say the definition of teleportation would have to include movement of objects as well as your person, so you want that soda out of the fridge?  Blink.  Bed not made?  Blink.  Kids forgot his lunch?  Blink.

Now that I've made myself a little sad that I cannot actually have this superpower, what would you choose? 


  1. Did my comment just disappear?

  2. Damn it, this has been happening to me all over. Okay, so this is my new favorite answer to this question. Whenever someone asks me, I get slightly paralyzed because I don't want to by invisible, I certainly don't want to be able to read minds. I don't care about going really fast (although it would be nice to be able to run without feeling like I'm going to die). But I hate traffic, and more than that I hate how long it takes to GET anywhere worth going. Good job.

  3. Oh, MAN. I want teleportation too! It would be the very best.