Almost Logical

Last night, Sabrina was running around outside with her grandparents while I finished up something inside.  This is what transpired.

Sabrina:  "Grandma, will you zip up my jacket for me? It's frickin' cold out here."

Grandma: "Sabrina, we do NOT talk like that."

Sabrina (with great indignation, I'm sure): "Why not?

Grandma: "Ladies do not say frickin'."

Sabrina: "Then I will be a boy."