Things I Learned at Costco

• The Tuesday before Thanksgiving might as well be Black Friday for all the people.  Holy crow.
• Everything can be made better with a churro.
• Somebody really does buy those giant teddy bears.
• Someone really does buy 35 spiral hams (and man is he gonna have the gout).
• If I didn't already have a 21 lb. turkey defrosting in my refrigerator, I would have bought one of their $30 stuffed turkey breasts and called it done.
• Sample people, don't set up your stands like you're good to go and then proceed to cook your wares from their frozen state.  That's just mean. 
• Seriously, whither the wine samples?