Thoughts from the Day

Also known as phoning it in.

• I do not have enough arm strength to lift a 21 lb., fully stuffed turkey out of a pan.
• I will never make it out of the kitchen at one of these things.
• There will always be plenty of desserts and no one will take any home.
• Given the opportunity, my children will drink themselves into a Dr. Pepper sugar coma.
• Something will always get broken.
• I will always intend to take many pictures and end up with 2.
• They will both be of the turkey.
• I will always be glad I did it, but dad gum, I will be tired.
• What am I making for dinner tomorrow, you ask?  Very funny. There are 15 more pounds of turkey in the fridge. That's dinner forever, people.

Happy After Thanksgiving. I hope we all get to relax tomorrow.